Five Minutes explores five minutes of a life in one hundred words. Five minutes is edited by Susanna Baird, with editorial support from managing editor Maria s. picone, newsletter editor kate meen, and founding reader bobbi lerman, plus our rotating team of guest readers, who you can meet in the latest newsletteR. Five Minutes was founded in October 2020, with the Salem (Mass.)-based writing group Carrot Cake Writers supplying the journal’s first pieces. We’d love to read your five. Submit here

The Lodger

When I wake up for the second time my hangover has mostly abated, and there is a pigeon nesting on the roof. I can hear it cooing continuously, like a proud and unceasing car alarm. Thumping my bedroom window closed does nothing to disturb it, nor does slamming the balcony door open. I grumpily venture into the grey outside, and realise why. The pigeon isn’t my lodger, but the lodger of the next flat along. I text them a hey, you’ve got pigeons nesting in your roof. Through the wall I hear a message ping, and a loud oh fuck.

Helen Biggs is an antipodean writer residing in south London. She is interested in the ways we move in and out of others’ lives. Instagram: @helenisrad.

Breakfast Fail