Feeling sluggish, like someone put two stones behind my eyelids, I slip on the white, cotton gloves my mom bought for me to wear to the shops. A friend of hers says they are the same type of gloves epidemiologists wear on the subway.

The Print button is not highlighted; only the Cancel button offers itself in bright blue. I scroll back and forth, up and down, growing dizzier by the second, but can find no other options.

I was dating through Match.com. One date was visiting my home on a Saturday afternoon when her ex-husband raced into my driveway in his Jeep.

Found myself an awkward early. No coffee shops, bars, or convenience stores nearby. I continued toward Mass Ave. Really, I paced the same blocks, searching for prints of cottontails in small brownstone yards.

Too bad people sit home with TV than go look at something real. My wife agrees, says they’ll see photos on the news instead. I don’t feel smarmy, just sad.

The captain was keen to any aberration of motion or sound that indicated something amiss in the rough seas. No rest until we crossed the Strait of Georgia …